Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Machine Guns and Fairy Tales

There was a naval cadet named Trevor Colland who was a distinguished kid if you had ever seen one...
Admiral Swan: That is what the Colonel said to the Sergeant..."except he is a dreamer"
Sergeant Mill: I've never seen someone more apt to fall overboard.
Admiral Swan: Well at least he is an adept gunneraryman.
Captain Louis: Well he asks too many questions for the "average man", but that is the sign of brilliance as his scores were more than admirable.
Admiral Swan: Well let's see if he can keep it up...let him in!
Sergeant opens the door...
Segeant: Sorry to keep you waiting son, but this is the first boarding of the HypnoQueen.

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